Love Bites! All-around average teenager Tsukune can t get accepted to any high school save one...but on his first day, he finds the rest of the student body doesn t appear average in the least. Best of all, the cutest girl on campus can t wait to fling her arms around his neck! Wait a sec --are those her teeth around his neck too...? Tsukune s going to have one heck of a hickey when he gets home from Monster High! But does he have a chance in H-E-double-hockey-sticks of raising his grades at a school where the turf war isn t between the jocks and the nerds but the vampires and the werewolves? LESSON ONE: VAMPIRES QUIZ WHAT S THE BEST COURSE OF ACTION WHEN A PERT CLASSMATE ATTEMPTS TO SNACK ON YOUR JUGULAR? a. Run for your life and the sanctity of your soul b. Invite her out for a strawberry soda, heavy on the syrup c. Scream like a boy and hide in the principal s office d. Let her have a few sips while you check out her spectacular quadriceps